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La Bodega del Ron Kraków | The Rum-Soaked Cellar We (Definitely) Hit on Every Crawl
La Bodega del Ron Kraków
Alright, rum-lovers and roof-raisers, gather close. We’ve tangoed at Guapo, face-planted in foam at Four Music Club (yeah, still finding suds in my shoes), and now it’s time for the crawl stop that never, ever disappoints: La Bodega del Ron. If you’ve done our Krakow Party Animals route, you’ve already stumbled down those brick steps; if not, let me be your slightly wobbly tour guide.
A 15th-Century Cellar Gone Full Caribbean
Picture this: you nudge open a wooden door beside a kebab window, descend a spiral staircase and boom, you’re in a neon-lit pirate grotto. Exposed red-brick vaults, rum barrels for tables, and bartenders rocking floral shirts straight out of Cancun ’98. Word is it was once a medieval wine store; now it’s a Caribbean rum sanctuary where every bottle has more sugarcane history than my entire family tree.
Need proof it’s legit? Check the Insta feed packed with mojito reels and confetti: https://www.instagram.com/la_bodega_del_ron
TripAdvisor cosigns too (4.5 stars last peek): https://www.tripadvisor.com/La_Bodega_Del_Ron-Krakow
Why We Always Drag the Pub Crawl Crew Here
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150-plus rums on the shelf
Cuban, Jamaican, agricole, spiced. Grab the Taster Flight – four mini pours for 30 zł. You’ll lose two sentences of conversation but gain bragging rights. -
Ritmo de Cuba Wednesdays
Cuba Libre at 12 zł and DJ Carlos spinning salsa remixes until your calves mutiny. Event flyers: https://www.facebook.com/LBDRKrk -
Live percussion Fridays
A bongo dude materialises at midnight, bangs a solo, then vanishes in smoke. Not making that up. -
Main-Square location
Zero taxis. When lights come on you’re already hunting zapiekanki under St. Mary’s Basilica. -
Chill door policy
No suit jacket? No problem. Just ditch flip-flops; medieval stone stairs plus bare toes equals ouch.
The Bodega Blueprint (So You Don’t Get Lost… Again)
| Zone | What Happens Here | Drink to Order |
|---|---|---|
| Main Bar | DJ booth, dance floor, occasional foam cannon | Classic mojito muddled with fresh sugarcane |
| Rum Library Nook | Barrel seating, low ceilings, date-night whisper zone | Brugal 1888 neat |
| Shot Counter | Five-shot racks, ring-light for Insta | House chilli shot – handle with care |
| VIP Cave | Seats fifteen, table service, min spend 500 zł | Whole bottle of Havana Club 7 |
Map scribble lives here: https://www.mypartybible.com/nightclub/Krakow/6323718659171/La-Bodega-del-Ron
Rum-Soaked Pro Tips
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Ask the bar for “szklanka wody z kranu” (tap water) – they’ll smirk but hand it over.
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Get the re-entry stamp on your wrist so you can pop outside for “fresh air” without paying again.
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Those stone stairs get slick when the rum starts flowing – grip the rail, hero.
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Cloakroom is 5 zł cash; card reader has moods. Bring a coin.
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Try greeting bartenders with “Salud” for extra smiles – works better than “Na zdrowie” down here.
Why Bodega Outshines, Well… Shine (Debatable Hot Take)
Look, Shine Music Club (recap: www.barcelonaanimalspubcrawl.com/blog/shine-music-club) slaps with its 3 000 LEDs. Bodega’s got soul: centuries-old bricks, rum fumes baked into the mortar, and staff who’ll gossip Krakow legends if you linger till lights up. Plus it sits under the Main Square so you can crawl out at dawn to pigeons judging your life choices.
Need more Krakow scope?
Coco chaos: www.barcelonaanimalspubcrawl.com/blog/coco-music-club
Four Music Club madness: www.barcelonaanimalspubcrawl.com/blog/four-music-club
Prozac 2.0 (still real, still wild): www.barcelonaanimalspubcrawl.com/blog/prozac-2-0
Barcelona die-hards, the Sutton staircase flex is right here: www.barcelonaanimalspubcrawl.com/blog/sutton-barcelona
FAQ That No One Asked but You’ll Thank Me Later
Cover charge Usually 20–30 zł after 22 : 30; free when you show our Krakow Party Animals wristband – just say “I’m on the crawl.”
Best night Friday for chart plus Latin blend; Wednesday for cheap Cuba Libres.
Hidden drink Ask for “El Pirata,” a spiced-rum Old Fashioned that’s off-menu.
Air-con Basement stays cool but the dance floor hits sauna mode by midnight – pack a spare tee if you sweat like me.
Ready to Hit It IRL
Lock in your spot on the Krakow Party Animals Pub Crawl – La Bodega del Ron is on the list most nights: https://www.krakowanimalscrawl.com/
Grab the wristband and brace for rum-powered mayhem. If you catch me mispronouncing “añejo,” tap my shoulder and I’ll buy the next round (or spill half of mine trying).
Cheers, salud, na zdrowie – see you in the cellar!